Thursday, October 30, 2008

Wild Fiction - the novel

I've finally got my one and only novel (Wild Fiction) back up on the web. The web site isn't finished yet but I believe that it's now usuable and you can read the book here: Wild Fiction

Friday, October 24, 2008

Family Planning Advice

I've been living in the USA for a while now and one of the things that I missed from England was the NHS and the excellent (and "free") service that I would receive from this marvelous institution.
I recently received this image showing the type of advice that's now being given out by the NHS. I don't think that I miss it anymore.

Thursday, October 23, 2008

Close your eyes

My wife was on the Wii Fit this morning and I noticed that the background of the screen went black which I'd never seen before. I asked her why that was and she said that it was because she was supposed to be doing this exercise with her eyes close.

I then realized that the reason that I'd never seen that screen was because when the Wii Fit told me to close my eyes I closed them.

Sunday, October 12, 2008

Guy's Bathroom Laws

Guy's Bathroom Laws
  1. You will only discover that the lock on the bathroom door of your new house does not work when you get your first guests. 
  2. If your brother is passed out in the bathroom with his head just to the left of the toilet bowl and you try and use the toilet standing up you will miss to the left.