Golden Globes Best Dressed

I was just watching some of the Golden Globes' red carpet arrivals and the standard question that they were all being asked was "who dressed you?" The answers were typical; Calvin Klein, Gucci, Valentino, Versace, Christian Dior etc.

Now I know that most of you celebrities read my blog so I have a dare for you. Next time you're asked that question on the red carpet say "Wal-Mart." Go on, I dare you.

Threesome with Alyssa Milano

I had a dream last night. It was a work dream. There's a particular analytical come mathematical problem that I've been trying to solve at work and it's been on my mind and ended up in my dream. In fact I think that I solved the problem in my dream but I couldn't remember the solution when I woke up.

Which brings me to waking up. My wife didn't look very happy. I asked her what the problem was and she told me that she'd had a dream and it was sexual and it involved me, her and Alyssa Milano. We were involved in a threesome and my wife was not happy with it.

This is so unfair. I dream about math and she gets to dream about me in a menage a trois.

(I had no idea who Alyssa Milano was until she told me that she was the girl from Who's the Boss.)