Wednesday, November 12, 2008

New hire boosts productivity

Our team of three recently hired a new employee and instead of boosting productivity by 33% as expected it's jumped by 100%. I think that we've discovered a new incentive...


Our team consists of only men. We had a choice of hiring anybody we wanted. We decided that we could hire someone with comparable skills or a smoking hot babe with no skills. We choose the latter.


The babe now sits in a corner of our office and says and does nothing. At midday, whoever has been most productive gets to go to lunch with our new team member.


[Edit: This blog post is about a fictional employee working in a fictional team at a fictional company. Don't confuse this with real life.]

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Its a wild thought, and yes its fiction

miker said...

You let your work colleagues take your wife out to lunch?

me said...

dressing me up and calling me babe in your mind doesnt count

Fat Charlie the Archangel said...

I think that our employer has a disclaimer that you are supposed to put at the bottom of these posts...