It is my pleasure to inform you that you are being considered for inclusion into the 2007/2008 Cambridge Who’s Who Among Executives and Professionals “Honors Edition” of the Registry...
Who are these Who’s Who people? Do they have no idea who I am?
Quoting Groucho Marx: “I refuse to belong to any club that will accept me as a member”
Quoting myself: “I refuse to belong to any club that mistakes me for an executive or professional”