Sunday, August 06, 2006

The 3rd Movie Trailer - Kill Bill Trailer 3


This is not the 3rd best movie trailer ever so I'm not going to pretend that it is but there is a theme running here (best movie trailer ever, 2nd best movie trailer ever) so I'll at least call it the 3rd of the trilogy and put it up here for completeness. You will have seen about half of it already from the other two trailers.

Budd (played by Michael Madsen) says "That woman deserves her revenge, and we deserve to die," and sets a new Hollywood record and is nominated for an Oscar in the category of 'Longest time taken to say a 10 word sentence which the audience can understand and follow.' Rumors have been quashed that all sentences in future films will be spoken at this speed because of the dumbing down of America.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Never thought I'd see the day one of my friends became a shill for the movie industry...

Guy Ellis said...

I'm not sure if shill is the right word. A shill, I believe, has a financial incentive or some sort of kickback to subtly promote the product. I tried the synonym finder and MS Word but could not find an appropriate replacement to degrade myself with. Perhaps 'bitch'? Am I the movie industry's bitch? Like I am with Google and Wikipedia? Or am I a Hollywood Whore?

I have a friend who claims to be a Microsoft Whore? Do you know him?

Perhaps we can play oneupmanship on which industry it is more noble to be a whore in...? Or oneupmanship on who is the bigger whore in their industry...